Chocolate ice cream

[Drax]

The other day my wife ask me to go to the store and to get a half gallon of chocolate ice cream.

When I got there I called her and told her they were out of chocolate ice cream. She said "Well just get a quart of chocolate ice cream".

I said "Babe you don't understand, they're out of chocolate ice cream". She says "Then get a pint of chocolate ice cream".

I said,  "Hun, let me put it to you this way... how do you spell Straw in Strawberry,   S.T.R.A.W  she says.  ok and how do you spell Van in Vanilla V.A.N.... but i don't... 

I cut in and say :
[spoiler]"How do you spell F*@k in Chocolate".  She says "There is no F*@k in Chocolate".  [/spoiler]
and I say "That's what I'm trying to tell you".