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Judi_bk

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Names
« on: 23 Mar, 2021, 06:22:33 pm »
I worked with a German company who's MD was Herr Brusch
knew a vet called Peter Nutt who married a girl called Hazel

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jimmymac

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« Reply #1 on: 23 Mar, 2021, 06:30:13 pm »
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shelav

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« Reply #2 on: 23 Mar, 2021, 06:32:43 pm »
When I worked for the police one night in the control room when nothing much was happening the Duty Inspector suddenly burst out laughing - he had been looking at the voters register for England and said there was some poor person whose parents had called him Hugh with a surname of Janus!  What made him type that into the search engine I have no idea
 
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« Reply #3 on: 23 Mar, 2021, 08:10:52 pm »
Not forgetting a friend of mine whose initials are A.R. and his surname is Swipe - true!  :whistle:
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« Reply #4 on: 23 Mar, 2021, 08:28:27 pm »
"Flaming Moe's" [8F08]
Moe: [answers the phone] Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First name Hugh.
Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check. [calls out] A Hugh Jass! Can somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass?
Man: I'm Hugh Jass.
Moe: Telephone. [hands Hugh the receiver]
Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
Bart: [surprised] Uh... Hi.
Hugh: Who's this?
Bart: Bart Simpson.
Hugh: What can I do for you, Bart?
Bart: Uh... Look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a prank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. [hangs up and breathes a sigh] What a nice young man.
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