As its Sunday and im off to church I hope we dont have the the nice young black priest who last week told me I must,
Abstain from all alcohol as its the Devils Brew.
I definitely must not cast eyes upon or Covet the pretty woman in the Pew in front of me. ( Bit late now to be telling me )
In addition if I have any chance of going to Heaven I need to contribute generously when the basket comes around.
So far I have managed one out of the three and I have lots of loose change again and hoepefully that fools St Peter and I get a foothold in the Pearly Gates.
Its not my fault if god directs me to the seat behind the pretty woman and the Devils Brew is everywhere.!!
Have a nice Sunday all
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