Three young lads die on christmas eve. When they arrive at the pearly gates St Peter said in the spirit of christmas if you can produce something relating to christmas time I will let you in.
The English lad takes a lighter out of his pocket and said this is a candle to light the way at Xmas so St Peter said. Ok you can enter.
The Scots lad takes out his keys and jingles them and said this is a gift for the baby Jesus so St Peter said ok go ahead.
Murphy pulls a pair of ladies panties out of his pocket and St Peter looks aghast and said what have they to do with Christmas .???
Murphy said , these are Carols. !!👯🎶
