At a church meeting in a village far away in the mountains up Murcia way the minister asked his flock ,. How many of you have forgiven your enemies ?? 80% raised their hands . Not being happy the minister asked again and all but one raised their hands except for one crabby old woman who had recently move from civilization to the wilderness and was known as the roman godess of war in the area.
The minister asked the woman , how old are you godess to which she replied ninety eight.
The minister said , are you sure you have no enemies and she coyly replied with a knowall smile , I have no enemies.!!!
The minister said , please come down here and explain to the congregation how you got to 98 without having any enemies to which the woman replied " because I outlived the bitches."
Go in peace. !!!!
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