Boris the Blunderer is really doing well in his outings to unite the Union countries of the UK. To date his schedule has been as follows:-
Monday, Scotland - Boos and jeers from the crowd as he arrived at Bute House in Edinburgh. Nicola Sturgeon says "He's dangerous"
Tuesday, Wales - Welsh farmers facing ruin in the event of a No Deal Brexit. Boris says they will be compensated but no details!
Wednesday, Northern Ireland - Boris plan to get "Power Sharing" restarted between DUP and Sinn Fein now miles further apart due to Boris's previous night's private dinner date with the DUP.
Well done Boris ...