Tea Stirring

[Raymondo]

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman were discussing Tea drinking .
The Englishman said I always stir my tea with my left hand.
The Scotsman said , I always stir my tea with my right hand.
Paddy said  " savages "  I always stir my tea with a teaspoon.!!☕☕

[Doreen]

 
This joke was the winner at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

I keep saying broccoli and cauliflower.......I think I have florets 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Raymondo]

What do you get when you cross a Watermelon with a Broccoli ??
A Melon-Coli snack. 🍉🍉

[Doreen]

 
Like it

[AnnieM]

What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

A spectater

[Raymondo]

Nice ones. If anyone knows anymore vegetable jokes please  Lettuce
Know and we will Cele( ry)brate.

[AnnieM]

Not a vegetable one, but I've got loads of bad jokes.


What's it called when a chameleon can't change colour?

Reptile dysfunction

[Raymondo]

Maybe thats why I have just gone a funny shade of pink. !!

[AnnieM]

I'm sure that's just a pigment of your imagination Raymondo. 😉

[Doreen]

 

[AnnieM]