Recap of Boris Johnson's first day in parliament as Prime Minister:
○ First Prime Minister ever to lose their first parliamentary vote (328-301)
○ Loses control of the parliamentary order paper.
○ Roundly battered from all sides, with Ken Clarke, Jeremy Corbyn, and Ian Blackford of the SNP getting particularly hard hits in.
○ Scottish court presented with evidence that Johnson and Cummings were secretly plotting to shut down parliament as they lied to the public that they had no such plans.
○ A Tory MP gets up and crosses the chamber in the middle of Johnson's speech!
○ Johnson's pick as Leader of the Commons Jacob Rees-Mogg roundly condemned for his arrogant and contemptuous behaviour.
○ Apparently drunk Dominic Cummings yells a load of rattled gibberish at Jeremy Corbyn in a parliamentary corridor.
○ Johnson trying to call a snap election amidst the chaos, but highly unlikely to be able to deliver it unless he takes No Deal By Default off the table first.
○ Throws Ken Clarke, Philip Hammond (Tory Chancellor until a few weeks ago), Winston Churchill's grandson, and 18 others out of the Tory party!
○ Tory-DUP majority collapses from +1 to -43.
He's only been in the job a few weeks and he's making rigidly inflexible, profoundly incompetent, and miles out of her depth Theresa May look like a pillar of strength and stability in comparison!