Can you recommend a carpenter?

[Drax]

Carpenters are urgently needed, a cabinet is falling apart..
Please apply to Number 10 Downing Street.

No need to bring tools, the building is full of them already.

[Marcus]

I remeber an old one from times gone by.Drax. What is the difference between MFI and Cecil Parkinson. One loose screw and the whole cabinet falls apart.