Euro millions

[Doreen]

Ok, own up, who hasn't spent the jackpot just because you bought a ticket? 🤑
I'm still struggling with the last 100 million 

[Raymondo]

That would be me Doreen. I was  in the UK sorting out Brexit and bought a ticket.
Im very busy at the moment painting the kitchen and havent had time to go pick it up .
The lovely she who must be obeyed said the kitchen has to be finished first .
Maybe next week. 🎉🍻☘
A man asked his wife , what would you do if I won in the Euro Millions ???
She said I would take half and leave you.
He said heres 5 euro which is half what I won and theres the door.
Adios 👣

[frankie]

Is there an unclaimed win then?  I obviously need to have a look at my ticket....

[Doreen]

I was talking about tonight's draw. Imagine trying to spend 190 million euros 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Doreen]

Well I didn't win. Ah well as my Mammy used to say , you can't be lucky in love AND money 😬

[frankie]

Crikey, I'm losing out on both then...

[Marcus]

On my International travels I won $3 million on the Lottery. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity.Now I have $2,999,999.75

[Judi_bk]

 

[frankie]

Not trying to make anyone jealous but I have a friend in Nigeria who has won billions and just needs my help to get it out of the country.  Obviously I am more than willing as he has promised to split his winnings with me.  Such a nice man...

[AnnieM]

Some people have all the luck. 

[frankie]

Yes, I am Annie.  He has also promised to take me around the world on his private yacht.