Before I got married I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
Wife: Why are you breathing like that? I love being married when you can be questioned for continuing to live.
Marriage is mostly about knowing which towels you can use and which ones are for the better people that visit my wife’s home.
My wife said I need to grow up, but its hard to say anything when you have 45 jelly babies in your mouth.
My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner and then told me I was wrong.
My wife is so much better looking than me that a checkout girl once put a plastic divider between our groceries.
My wife is still waiting for me to apologise for what I did in her dream last night.
