The collared dove must be the most annoying bird ever!
They sit on our gate post and have the most boring conversation we each other ever ……
un..i..ted, un..i.ted, un..i..tedand then whoever they were talking to answers back exactly the same …
un..i..ted, un..i..ted, un..i..ted.
And then when they've bored you for an hour or two with their conversation, they take off making the most awful screech that frightens the life out of you
And don't even get me about the deposits they leave about ……….