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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Drax on 08 Dec, 2020, 07:59:53 pm

Title: A few short quips..
Post by: Drax on 08 Dec, 2020, 07:59:53 pm

Afraid of not getting what you ordered with online shopping? Try online dating!

Juventus weren't worried about Ronaldo catching Coronavirus as they knew there was no chance of him passing it to a teammate.

I've only got one New Year resolution for 2021 : Try and get out of the house a bit more.

There was not much coverage of Peter Alliss dying : Some might ask, Alliss? Alliss? Who the f*** is Alliss?

If the new covid vaccine is still liquid after being stored at minus 70 degrees, it must be made of McDonald's deep fried Apple Pie filling.
 :tiphat:

Title: Re: A few short quips..
Post by: Judi_bk on 08 Dec, 2020, 08:31:53 pm

 :cheesy:)

Title: Re: A few short quips..
Post by: Drax on 09 Dec, 2020, 01:40:36 pm

Man United showing Boris how easy it is to leave Europe..  :whistle:

Thanks to lock down, I finished Netflix today.

Aged 10) blow and make a wish = birthday cake
Aged 40) blow and make a wish = breathalyser