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General Category => Word games and quizzes => Topic started by: Judi_bk on 07 Jul, 2019, 02:59:09 pm
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In the dim
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light of evening
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Boris was sat
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contemplating his navel
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Which like his
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fat belly wobbled
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everytime he took
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a step towards
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Ten Downing Street.
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. As we all
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watched nervously from
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the comfort of
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a sun lounger
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by the side
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of the pool
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which was surrounded
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by paparazzi who
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were looking for
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the man with
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Black Magic chocolates.
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Meanwhile on the
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Right of the
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house with the
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twitching net curtains
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behind which was
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woman with a
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large pair of
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fleece lined knickers
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because it was
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chilly for June.
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Over in the
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cafe belonging to
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a friend of
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the Mayor of
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the Town, a
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small man who
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was taking photos
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of the girl
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waiting outside the
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surgery because she
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Was so pretty
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that she needed
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to disguise herself
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as a French
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Resistance working girl.
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oo la la!!
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Once in disguise
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she felt that
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it was necessary
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To go incognito
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..even if she
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hadn't got a
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hope of getting
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Past any of
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the wee green
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With envy women.
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Meanwhile, in the
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café phoning a
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friend who was
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at the headquarters
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of the new
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secret spying society
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run by the
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lads from the
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end of the
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back streets of
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the town where
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nearly everyone would
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Like to have
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a weekend at
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Scotty’s pool bar.
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That aside, the
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big green thing
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that resembled a
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well slapped backside
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Of gigantic proportions
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wearing Primark knickers
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with reinforced gusset
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for the cold
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weather in North
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. It was grinning
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With high expectations
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for a happy
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outcome to the
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fiasco of Brexit.
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Boris has promised
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pink fluffy slippers
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and heated rollers
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(What, no unicorns?)
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and a stuffed
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giant panda called
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Florence who could
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speak three languages
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,French, Russian and
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Chinese because he
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always wanted to
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travel to the
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the very farest
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regions of the
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Outer Hebrides. Unfortunately....
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it was too
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far from the
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location of the
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toilets, because every
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hour he needed
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to have a
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a pee-pee.
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Bob the Builder :cheesy:
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was looking on
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and wondering if
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that was legal
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Although it was
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almost dark,so
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Time to move
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on to his
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girlfriend's house in
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what can only
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be described as
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a very rough
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Tenement flat,with
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only one bedroom
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but a large
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and almost unbelievably
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dirty old and
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extremely cold bathroom
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Which led onto
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a cold snowy
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wrought iron balcony.
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In the morning
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sunrise revealed that
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it was snowing
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and the roads
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although slippery,were
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safe if you
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wore some cosy
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red flannel bloomers
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and a knitted
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Dark green balaclava
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over sunglasses. Meanwhile
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His girlfriend was
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dancing with nothing
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but a skimpy
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leotard showing all
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her very colourful
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new tattoo image
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on her small
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but quite pert
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, considering her age,
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was over eighty.
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Putting on her
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out of fashion
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platform shoes and
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fishnet black stockings.
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Suddenly a large
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Man appeared,carrying
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a cat in
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his jacket pocket
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The cat had
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the most beautiful
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green coloured eyes
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reflecting light from
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the bottom of
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the silvery coloured
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Bowl. Over at
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the train station
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the penguin was