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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Raymondo on 28 Jul, 2019, 09:56:17 am

Title: The gospel of John in the Forum on forgiveness to the Roman's
Post by: Raymondo on 28 Jul, 2019, 09:56:17 am

At a church meeting in a village far away in the mountains up Murcia way the minister asked his flock ,. How many of you have forgiven your enemies ??  80% raised their hands .  Not being happy the minister asked again and all but one raised their hands except for one crabby old woman who had recently move from civilization to the wilderness  and was known as the roman godess of war in the area.
The minister asked the woman , how old are you godess  to which she replied ninety eight.
The minister said , are you sure you have no enemies and she coyly replied with a knowall  smile   , I have no enemies.!!!
The minister said , please come down here and explain to the congregation how you got to 98 without having any enemies to which the woman replied  " because I outlived  the bitches."
Go in peace. !!!!
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Title: Re: The gospel of John in the Forum on forgiveness to the Roman's
Post by: AnnieM on 28 Jul, 2019, 10:09:56 am

I like that.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: The gospel of John in the Forum on forgiveness to the Roman's
Post by: Doreen on 28 Jul, 2019, 12:48:20 pm

 :laugh: :laugh: love it