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Title: Tea Stirring
Post by: Raymondo on 19 Aug, 2019, 11:42:40 am

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman were discussing Tea drinking .
The Englishman said I always stir my tea with my left hand.
The Scotsman said , I always stir my tea with my right hand.
Paddy said  " savages "  I always stir my tea with a teaspoon.!!☕☕

Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Doreen on 19 Aug, 2019, 12:27:52 pm

 :laugh:
This joke was the winner at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

I keep saying broccoli and cauliflower.......I think I have florets 🤦🏻‍♀️

Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Raymondo on 19 Aug, 2019, 12:38:34 pm

What do you get when you cross a Watermelon with a Broccoli ??
A Melon-Coli snack. 🍉🍉

Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Doreen on 19 Aug, 2019, 12:48:52 pm

 :laugh:
Like it

Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: AnnieM on 19 Aug, 2019, 01:08:56 pm

What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

A spectater

Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Raymondo on 19 Aug, 2019, 01:48:19 pm

Nice ones. If anyone knows anymore vegetable jokes please  Lettuce
Know and we will Cele( ry)brate.

Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: AnnieM on 20 Aug, 2019, 10:36:52 am

Not a vegetable one, but I’ve got loads of bad jokes.


What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change colour?

Reptile dysfunction

Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Raymondo on 20 Aug, 2019, 01:39:13 pm

Maybe thats why I have just gone a funny shade of pink. !!

Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: AnnieM on 20 Aug, 2019, 01:49:21 pm

I’m sure that’s just a pigment of your imagination Raymondo. 😉

Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Doreen on 20 Aug, 2019, 06:13:51 pm

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: AnnieM on 20 Aug, 2019, 07:23:42 pm

 :cheesy: :cheesy: