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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: Raymondo on 19 Aug, 2019, 11:42:40 AM

Title: Tea Stirring
Post by: Raymondo on 19 Aug, 2019, 11:42:40 AM
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman were discussing Tea drinking .
The Englishman said I always stir my tea with my left hand.
The Scotsman said , I always stir my tea with my right hand.
Paddy said  " savages "  I always stir my tea with a teaspoon.!!☕☕
Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Doreen on 19 Aug, 2019, 12:27:52 PM
 :laugh:
This joke was the winner at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

I keep saying broccoli and cauliflower.......I think I have florets 🤦🏻‍♀️
Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Raymondo on 19 Aug, 2019, 12:38:34 PM
What do you get when you cross a Watermelon with a Broccoli ??
A Melon-Coli snack. 🍉🍉
Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Doreen on 19 Aug, 2019, 12:48:52 PM
 :laugh:
Like it
Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: AnnieM on 19 Aug, 2019, 01:08:56 PM
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

A spectater
Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Raymondo on 19 Aug, 2019, 01:48:19 PM
Nice ones. If anyone knows anymore vegetable jokes please  Lettuce
Know and we will Cele( ry)brate.
Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: AnnieM on 20 Aug, 2019, 10:36:52 AM
Not a vegetable one, but I've got loads of bad jokes.


What's it called when a chameleon can't change colour?

Reptile dysfunction
Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Raymondo on 20 Aug, 2019, 01:39:13 PM
Maybe thats why I have just gone a funny shade of pink. !!
Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: AnnieM on 20 Aug, 2019, 01:49:21 PM
I'm sure that's just a pigment of your imagination Raymondo. 😉
Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: Doreen on 20 Aug, 2019, 06:13:51 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Tea Stirring
Post by: AnnieM on 20 Aug, 2019, 07:23:42 PM
 :cheesy: :cheesy:
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