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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Doreen on 22 May, 2019, 10:11:33 am
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I read this in El Pais this morning.
I think the committee may have been men 🙄
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Besides their trophies, the winners in the female category of a squash championship in Asturias, in northern Spain, received a gift set containing two boxes of hair-removal wax, an electric callus remover, and a vibrator. The male winners did not get a beauty pack with their prizes.
The matter is being investigated by the Asturias Women’s Institute, and it has already triggered resignations at the club that organized the competition and at the regional squash federation.
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Rt21, do they do this at your badminton club???? 😬
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Blimey, not what I would call a ‘beauty pack’! 😂😂
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They must be telling the ladies something ???
Still , great prizes to pass the time on the long winter nights.
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PS, I know,I know , naughty boy !!!
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Raymondo :lips-sealed:
I wonder what the men got 🤔 Or maybe those prizes were bought thinking the men would win 😂
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It makes you wonder exactly who thought that this was a good prize!.........Weirdo!😲
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The men got antiperspirants and little blue pills to help them in times of crisis.
Hope Annies spanish word of the day doesent apply here( Politica )
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Hi Doreen
Over here we only play for cash in hand prizes. :lips-sealed: Well after all we are in Almeria!
Besides I think I would be at a loss as to know what to do with some, if not all, of the contents that were included in those gift sets. :shocked:
As you know full well I am good old catholic boy and have led a sheltered life :laugh:
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Richard
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Normally in club championships the winner gets a medal or trophy. Never heard of any club awarding a vibrator to the Ladies Champion, must be a world's first.... :tiphat:
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There was me thinking that was the GYM machine that you stand on and it vibrates at different speeds to music and you lose loads of weight.
Must be my west of Ireland Catholic upbringing.
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Your explanation seems reasonable to me Raymondo.
Has Doreen started posting messages with invisible ink ? That's two messages she has posted with no words and normallly she is never lost for them :laugh:
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Richard
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Richard you know that would never happen.....😬
It's just as a good Catholic girl like you gents, I'm learning all the time. I think I have learned that you two fellas are just as innocent as I am 😇😇😇
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I think I have learned that you two fellas are just as innocent as I am 😇😇😇
Having ruminated on your words Doreen I think I may have to pop into the confessional box tomorrow just to be on the safe side. :laugh: :laugh:
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Richard
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It was a couple of good catholic girls I went school with, aged 9, who told me all about the 'bizzo'. :thumbsup:
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Wow where did those two little Catholic girls get that information from Frankie :shocked:
At that age I was still in short pants and believed in Father Christmas and storks bringing my baby brother and sister into the world. :laugh:
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Richard
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I was still reading The Bunty.......still don't know what 'bizzo' is 😇
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Bizzo Wizzo, all your worries solved at a stroke. Was that the ad at the time.?? We used to travel on the train across the Irish border to be big guys and buy condoms." Jonnies ".
Then when we got them we never got the opportunity to use them and wouldent know what to do if we did.
The haysheds I visited without success.
Wonderful innocent days. Brings a tear to the eye. I can feel a Jameson coming on.
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I never did get around to asking where the information came from and doubt it was the nuns. Experience later told me that only about 45% was correct, anyway.
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I was still reading The Bunty.......still don't know what 'bizzo' is 😇
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Richard
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Experience later told me that only about 45% was correct, anyway.
Although curiosity is getting the better of me I am too much of a gentleman to ask you to disclose details of the 45% that was correct :laugh:
I bet Doreen would know the answer :whistle:
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Richard
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My lips are sealed.... :cool: :cool: :cool:
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Not sure how to take that reply Frankie. As its Sunday I will say no more .😈😗😗
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Dirty Boy" :rolleyes:
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How many Hail Mary's do we get for impure thoughts Raymondo 🤔?
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Impure me ??? Well maybe just a teeny bit.
Ive said so many Rosarys Ive lost count Doreen. I attended an all boys live in college from 16 to 18 in a rural town in galway and there was a girls only school down the road and every morning we were all marched to mass and the girls were all on the left and us lecherous teenagers on the other side in the church.
The mass was in latin but it may as well have been in swahili for all the attention we paid.
Some of the girls had to say a few hail marys as well.
I probably havent improved much with age but at least i concentrate a bit more at mass especially in Arboleas beautiful church.
Have a nice evening all.👹👿
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Ah the good oul days Raymondo 💕
What village in Galway? My son was born in Galway, albeit by accident ( born not conceived by accident lol), he was 4 weeks premature and we were visiting friends. We call it our ancestral home.
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St marys college in Athenry . Used to be the Railway Hotel before that.
I was born 10 miles away.
My mother told me she cried when I was born as she wanted a girl.
Great start ??? I cried too.
Im sure your son is real proud to be a Tribesman. Gallimh Abu.
Im rambling again and confusing the other members. Sorry.