A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now
class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,
illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence
was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her
head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam
with your other hand.'
