The other day my wife ask me to go to the store and to get a half gallon of chocolate ice cream.
When I got there I called her and told her they were out of chocolate ice cream. She said “Well just get a quart of chocolate ice cream”.
I said “Babe you don’t understand, they're out of chocolate ice cream”. She says “Then get a pint of chocolate ice cream”.
I said, “Hun, let me put it to you this way… how do you spell Straw in Strawberry, S.T.R.A.W she says. ok and how do you spell Van in Vanilla V.A.N…. but i don’t…
I cut in and say :
“How do you spell F*@k in Chocolate”. She says “There is no F*@k in Chocolate”.
and I say “That’s what I’m trying to tell you”.
