Poor old Philip

[Drax]

He's not feeling too well and been taken into a private hospital for observation - but (according to the royal reporter) he's only 4 months from his 100th birthday.

I hope he recovers from whatever it is (not covid related we are told) and manages to do 100 laps of his garden before his birthday on 10th June.
About time he did something useful   

[Drax]

Many a true word spoken in jest

• When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
• We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
• If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
• It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
• I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
• Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.

[frankie]

That last one the list definitely me