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Juventus weren't worried about Ronaldo catching Coronavirus as they knew there was no chance of him passing it to a teammate.
I've only got one New Year resolution for 2021 : Try and get out of the house a bit more.
There was not much coverage of Peter Alliss dying : Some might ask, Alliss? Alliss? Who the f*** is Alliss?
If the new covid vaccine is still liquid after being stored at minus 70 degrees, it must be made of McDonald's deep fried Apple Pie filling.
