Just be careful out there, as some people are going crazy due to this lockdown.
Actually I’ve just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster, whilst having a coffee, and all of us agree that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything.
Certainly not to the fridge, as he is cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down, as she said everything will be fine, as no situation is too pressing.
The Hoover was no help, she just told me to suck it up.
But the fan was more optimistic, and said everything will soon blow over.
The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked it’s opinion, but the bathroom door handle told me to get a grip.
The front door said I was becoming unhinged, and the curtains told me to pull myself together.
I’m now feeling much better.
