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Drax

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Price of Diesel in France
« on: 23 May, 2022, 10:16:26 am »
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole some paintings and made it back to his van.

However, he was captured two blocks away when he ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings....

I had no MonetTo buy DegasTo make the Van Gogh."
I had De Gaulle and figured I had nothing Toulouse.

Lmj19

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Re: Price of Diesel in France
« Reply #1 on: 23 May, 2022, 10:24:31 am »
Nice one.  :smiley: