Author Topic: Silly but  (Read 8254 times)

silver

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Silly but
« on: 04 Jan, 2021, 02:59:48 pm »
Words of reflection for 2020....
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> 1.     The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
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> 2.     I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone.  He asked me what I was wearing.
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> 3.     2019:  Stay away from negative people.  2020:  Stay away from positive people.
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> 4.     The world has turned upside down.  Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
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> 5.     This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog.  It was obvious she thought her dog understood her.  I came into my house & told my cat.  We laughed a lot.
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> 6.     Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.  Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
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> 7.     Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
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> 8.     This virus has done what no woman has been able to do.  Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!
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> 9.     I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
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> 10.    I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
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> 11.    I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard.  I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
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> 12.    Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.

Drax

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Re: Silly but
« Reply #1 on: 04 Jan, 2021, 03:57:52 pm »
Some cracking one-liners there Silver - my favourite is #7
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Re: Silly but
« Reply #2 on: 04 Jan, 2021, 04:50:03 pm »
 :laugh:

shelav

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Re: Silly but
« Reply #3 on: 04 Jan, 2021, 08:41:22 pm »
So funny, but sadly some are true  :laugh: