An old Sailor Captain was sitting on the Wharf when a young man with spiked hair all coloured yellow, blue , orange , red and green sat down beside him.
After the young man noticed the Captain staring at him he said,
Whats the matter  old timer , didnt you ever do anything wild in your life. ??
Sure did said the sailor,. i got really drunk once and married a Parrot.
Just wondering if you were my son ???
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